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A rose is a rose is a rose … except when it’s Lindsay Lohan. Following in the Kabbalah beliefs, Lindsay has allegedly chosen to go by the name Rose. Lindsay’s newest BFF, Madonna (who wishes to be recognized as Esther in the inner circle), seems to have succeeded in brain washing convincing Lindsay to join her cult religion.

Referring to Kabbalah, Lindsay gives us her quote of the day, You have to grab on to whatever gets you through.

Here are 21 pictures of Lindsay in a bikini from last weekend … hopefully they will get you through this weekend.

Jessica Simpson has made Madonna’s Holiday a Public Affair. When Jessica’s latest single started making its rounds last week, it immediately drew criticism for sounding strikingly similar to Madonna’s 1980s hit. Jessica’s reps have responded to the accusations with, it is a fun summer single and comparisons to retro Madonna are flattering. That’s one way to laugh off blatent copying.

Before you buy, decide for yourself — here’s a mash up of Public Affair and Holiday.

Jessica Simpson vs Madonna

After hearing that Britney Spears turned her back on Kabbalah, Madge reportedly turned her back on Britney. Angry and hurt that she spent so much time on Britney, Madonna went so far as to demand Britney return the gifts she had showered on her during her time in the pop-religion.

But it would appear as though the material girl has bounced back and found herself a new best friend — Lindsay Lohan. After commenting that she has been looking into Kabbalah, Madonna quickly pounced on the opportunity of increasing her number of followers and has offered Lindsay advice on her music, career, and religious journey. She has also supposedly offered to sing a duet with Lindsay, although whether or not that includes a make-out session on-stage has yet to be determined.

I have no doubt that Madonna was injured in her fall yesterday. But leave it to the corporate marketing machine to take advantage of the free press situation.

“I can tell you Madonna is doing well,” the singer’s spokeswoman said … “Her LP is finished and is on course to come out in November with a single prior,” she told the BBC News website.

The star is also expected to go on tour next summer.

Did you get that? You got all that, right? Make sure you report about the CD and her upcoming concert, oh, and the single as well…

[via The BBC]

Singer Madonna has ended up marking her 47th birthday with a trip to hospital after breaking several bones falling off a horse on her country estate.

She was taken to Salisbury District Hospital with three cracked ribs, a broken collar bone and a broken hand, her spokeswoman said.

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