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This month’s trend — the bob … so who’s wearing it best?

Feeling lonely after her divorce from Nick Lachey and recent break-up with John Mayer, Jessica Simpson has turned to the Internet to search for love. Pretending to be a shy girl from Texas, Jessica set-up a MySpace page to meet new people and hopefully find a man who is interested in her personality. She has become so fascinated with the idea of online dating that now she’s totally addicted.

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Victoria’s Secret has unveiled its latest Fantasy Bra, but this one has something not found in any of their previous offerings — comfort. Referring to the 2002 version Karolina Kurkova says, Back then, I had a person come in and mold my breasts into a bra made of metal and diamonds [whereas this one is] very sexy and very comfortable.

Named the Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra, this bra weighs in at 800 carats with more than 2,000 round diamonds and a 10-carat diamond centerpiece, and costs a jaw boob dropping $6.5 million.

Perhaps Jessica Simpson should consider buying this bra…

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It looks like Jessica Simpson is in desperate need of some new underwear. The picture of Jessica’s first flash on the left was taken in September 2005, and the picture on the right was taken this past weekend — more than a year later. It’s one thing to walk around with your shirt wide open, but it’s another thing to do it with a ratty old bra.

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I think the only thing that can really be said about Jessica Simpson’s dress is, wow! But honestly, I doubt you’re actually reading this post so I’ll just shut-up now and let you click the pictures for the HQ…

After what is being called a flawless performance by Ashlee Simpson as Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago, Jessica Simpson just had to steal the spotlight back from her little sister yet again by looking like the night of the living dead.

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And not in the family picture sort of way. Joe Simpson, father, manager and pimp of Jessica and Ashlee, reportedly has a close working relationship with the image distribution company WireImage. Simpson has allegedly gone head-to-head with other paparazzi fighting for the perfect shot of his daughters, and he has even been known to have provided WireImage with exclusive (and even racy) shots of his daughters on family getaways or in other putatively private moments.

So not only does Papa Joe think about his daughters’ boobs, talk about them, and stare at them … now he photographs them too. That’s just creepy.

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Jessica Simpson has filled her void with a new love. In classic confused Jessica style she held an open press conference spoke to Us Weekly confirming that she and John Mayer are indeed in a relationship but she wants to keep it private.

Currently on a media tour to promote her new album, Public Affair, Jessica contracted laryngitis which has forced her to cancel a concert and several press junkets. Her loss of voice could perhaps explain how John has put up her … either that or her Oh-face (ohh, ohh).

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It is being reported that Jessica Simpson will soon be launching her very own line of sexy lingerie. The idea apparently came to Jessica one day while she was out shopping for underwear. A friend explained, Jess finds it really hard to find bras that she likes so she’s decided to make her own.

And until that time, we can safely assume that Jessica will remain frustrated enough to continue going out without wearing a bra. If at first you don’t succeed, Jess give up.

It wasn’t just you, Madonna’s Holiday was a in fact made into a Public Affair. Jessica Simpson has admitted to MTV that her latest single does might sound exactly like similar to Madonna’s Holiday, but that any similarities were purely subconscious. In her quote of the day Jessica says,

I think people are ready to hear something that Madonna used to do. We all need to hear that every now and again. It wasn’t a sample or something I meant to do, but she did influence me and still does today. I hope to have the longevity of her career.

Unconscious influence, yeah, we’ve heard that one before. Regardless, it’s still plagiarizing … or better yet, let’s call it illegal sampling — where’s the RIAA now?!

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