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While Paris Hilton is busy renting dogs, Jodie Marsh is busy showing off her boobs her support for PETA.

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Paris Hilton is said to miss her dogs so much that she will be renting a chihuahua to accompany her to the Brits.

The sexy socialite has had to leave her own dogs - Tinkerbell and Bambi - at home in the US while she attends the glitzy bash on Wednesday night (15.02.06).

An insider said: “Paris really misses her chihuahuas when she leaves the States and mentioned she can think of nothing sweeter than hiring one.

“So she has her heart set on a mini long-haired Chihuahua called LouLou and will have her hire him from a specialist dog agency.”

Paris, 24, will also be bringing the dog a selection of accessories from her own canine designer clothing range.

Just goes to show, they’re not really dogs, they’re accessories. And hold on a sec, there are actually agencies out there that rent pets … Rent-a-Pet. Huh?! (in the Scooby-Doo wants a Scooby snack voice)

[via FemaleFirst]

PETA is taking a stab at yet another viral marketing campaign: Milk Gone Wild.

Our unnaturally beautiful women are too wild for the Super Bowl. Watch our banned commercial and see why. Find out just how far these girls will go — and show up thirsty!

No rules, no parents, no limits, and, of course — NO COWS!!!

Ummm, banned? Perhaps — for incredibly bad taste … it’s udderly disturbing.

Visit: Milk Gone Wild

Zoo officials in Thailand are hoping that porn will encourage the mating between two captive pandas.

Zoo administrator Prasertsak Puttrakul, who leads a team taking care of the pandas, noted they tend to live in isolation in the wild, and do not witness other pandas mating. “That’s why they are bound to extinction should there be no help,” he said.

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Prasertsak has prepared a DVD of pandas having sexual intercourse to show the couple, hoping the demonstration — call it panda porn — will inspire them to make a love connection.

Pandas Gone Wild. This is bound to spark a whole new fetish…

[via CNN]

Paris Hilton has been accused of wearing her dead pets - after being named the worst-dressed celebrity by PETA.

The blonde socialite, who is renowned for her menagerie of pets as well as her penchant for fur, topped the annual poll by the animal-rights activists.

A PETA spokesperson quipped: “Now we know what happens to all of Paris Hilton’s cast-off pets.”

Paris Hilton has done more than her fair share of stupid antics, but I just can’t believe that wearing the fur of her dead pets is one of them, especially when it’s PETA that’s making the claim.

[via FemaleFirst]

A pack of Russian squirrels attacked and killed a stray dog that was reportedly harassing the small woodland creatures.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

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A “big” stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

“They literally gutted the dog,” local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

[via The BBC]

VIP guests at the grand opening for the night safari zoo in northern Thailand will not only get to see exotic animals — they’ll also get to taste them.

The Chiang Mai Night Safari Zoo will open officially on New Year’s Day, with the “Exotic Buffet” for the event including tiger, lion, elephant and giraffe, said project director Plodprasop Suraswadi.

It couldn’t get any fresher!

[via WFTV]

First it was a dog, then a ferret, and now a monkey; but Paris Hilton’s latest pet accessory decided to fight back.

The sexy socialite was out shopping for lingerie with her new primate pet, Baby Luv, in Los Angeles on Saturday (12.11.05), when the animal went bananas.

According to reports, the monkey bit Paris and clawed at her face as she entered designer boutique Agent Provocateur with the simian on her shoulder.

Luckily, the ‘Simple Life’ star managed to pull the monkey away before hooking Baby Luv’s leash onto a cabinet so she could shop in peace.

Paris then spent over $4,000 on designer bras, panties and a kinky bullwhip, according to America’s New York Post newspaper.

[via 999 Today]

How to turn your hamster into a fighting machine:

Squirrels are apparently stumbling across stashes of crack cocaine hidden in gardens and are becoming addicted.

They are digging up the stashes and eating the mega-addictive drug, which comes in small chunks.

Several have been spotted behaving bizarrely in Brixton, South London, since a police blitz against pushers and users.

One resident said: “My neighbour said dealers had used my garden to hide crack.

“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds.

“It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”

Next week on Animal Planet, When Squirrels Attack.

[via The Sun]