What do you want to be when you grow up? Scarlett Johansson wouldn’t mind being the President, if only for a day. In a recent interview with In Style magazine the 21-year-old star said, Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president’s. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office.
Jessica Alba has confessed that she fantasizes about being president because she loves dominating men.
(My sexiest fantasy is) me in the Oval Office, in a suit, surrounded by male aides, smiling sweetly at the camera, knowing I rule everybody.
I’m all about female empowerment.
So, to date the presidential ballot reads:
[ ] Hillary Clinton
[ ] Christoper Walken
[ ] Macgyver
[ ] Jessica Alba
This would have been a tough decision had Christopher Walken maintained his running, but since he’s out, it’s a no-brainer. My vote is for Jessica Alba.
[via ContactMusic]
Forget Hillary, forget Christopher Walken, the smart choice is Macgyver.
Macgyver understands the needs of the average American, tax breaks, free swiss army knifes for every child. A free Houseboat for every American! War on Terror? Macgyver will take care of this in under twenty four hours once elected, no blood shed, just common sense. His solution for Iraq? a roll of toliet paper, a piece of coal and a bit of string. That’s all he will need for a democratic and free Middle East, Osama Bin Laden? Delivered to Washington smarting from one line quips and red-faced from a beating by a man armed with no more than a piece of chalk and an onion. This all within a week of entering the White House…
Macgyver 2008, The smart choice.
[via Macgyver 2008]
Move over Hillary, Christopher Walken has announced his own campaign for the White House. Wait, what?
Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We’re outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what’s important– paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to promote a stable, safe, and tolerant global society. It’s time to be smart about our politics. It’s time to get America back on track.
[thanks Ben]
