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Ashlee Simpson tells us how she really feels.

With a Barabus TKR. The Bugatti Veyron may no longer be the fastest car on the planet. Barabus has officially introduced the TKR today — a new 1005 horsepower supercar the automaker says is capable of doing zero to 60 mph in 1.67 seconds. In addition to its blazing fast speed, the TKR reportedly has a top speed of 270mph — that 20 more than the Veyron. And at a mere $500,000 (and change), it’s less than half the price of a Veyron. Smokin’!

Mischa Barton channels her inner Gollum while teaching us the proper way to exit a car. There are more pictures of Mischa getting out her car after the jump, so…

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The US Postal Service unveiled a new set of 20 stamps, featuring the superheros from DC Comics, today at the Comic-Con festival in San Diego. Half of the 20 stamps feature portraits of the characters, while the rest show covers from their comic books. The stamps, which you can buy starting tomorrow, include Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Supergirl, Green Lantern, Flash, Green Arrow and Hawkman. A set of stamps commemorating the characters from Marvel Comics is said will be released in 2007.

Win Buy a date with Jessica Biel. The “Sexiest Woman Alive,” as named by Esquire magazine, recently put herself on the auction block for charity. The winning bidder, identified only as “John”, paid $30,000 for lunch with Jessica. In a taped message Jessica gives us her quote of the day, I promise, I’m a cheap date.

More pictures of Jessica and her new ‘do at the Giffoni Film Festival after the jump so…

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Last week The Daily Show aired a hilarious segment calling out Senator Ted Stevens and his now infamous remark that the Internet is not a truck. It’s a series of tubes. Just to make sure that he got his message across, Jon Stewart, with the help of John Hodgman (probably most recognizable for his recent Mac vs PC ads), ran another segment yesterday explaining what a two-tiered Internet could mean: You got pneu-mail…

But seriously, this issue isn’t going away anytime soon. Speak up and let Congress know that It’s Our Net!

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Read: Google’s open letter supporting Net Neutrality
Previously: MySpace censors Internet Tube Song
Previously: Senator Ted Stevens explains the Internet

Jessica Simpson heated up the television with her debut of Public Affair on MTV’s TRL. For those that missed it (or just want to see it again) head over to YouTube, natch.

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Pictures of Jessica leaving TRL are after the jump so be sure to…

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by David J. Nightingale

Kevin Smith ripped movie critic Joel Siegel a new one after he walked out of the screening of his latest movie, Clerks II. 40 minutes into the movie Joel cried out, Time to go! First movie I’ve walked out of in 30 fucking years! Kevin fired back at Joel’s behavior on his MySpace page.

[G]etting a bad review from Siegel is like a badge of honor. This is the guy who stole his mustachioed critic shtick from Gene Shalit years ago, and still refuses to give it back. This is a guy who seemingly prides himself on being “punny” - that is, he likes to add his own nyuk-nyuk wordplay into the reviews he writes/gives.

For “Pirates 2″, he made us all titter with “Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Fun”.

For Pixar’s lastest, he made us squeal with delight when he wrote “Wheelie Good Time for ‘Cars’”.

Can you believe he somehow not only made us laugh, but also think, when he challenged our perception with “X-Men’ Fails to X-cite”?

I mean, Fozzy fucking Bear laughs at this guy (AT, mind you, not WITH).

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Now, I don’t need Joel Siegel to suck my dick the way he apparently sucks M. Night’s, gushing over his flick before he’s even seen it; but shit, man - how about a little common fucking courtesy?

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You never… NEVER disrupt a movie, simply because you don’t like it.

Cardinal rule of movie-going: shut your fucking mouth while the movie’s playing … I don’t come down to your job and slap the taste out of your mouth for coming up with a line like “‘Shark Tale’ Is a Halibut Good Time”; so don’t fuck with my stuff WHILE IT’S STILL SCREENING.

Two thumbs up … way up!!

Read: A Dick in a Mustache is Still Just a Dick

Glamour model Jordan (aka Katie Price) has said that she wants Keira Knightley to play her in the upcoming film about her life. Jordan revealed to Britain’s Star magazine that, The film is definitely happening.

As far as thinking about who will play me, I would love Keira Knightley. She is stunning and a very good actress. I’d want someone quite high profile like her doing it.

Well, Keira has said that she isn’t opposed to digital boob enhancement…