Archive for May, 2006

Holy Federline Britney!

Permalink | May 31st, 2006

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In an attempt to sell at least one record, K-Fed Kevin Federline let the good folks over at Item Magzine give him a shower … and a shave, and a haircut, and a manicure, and some clothes — to put it simply, an extreme makeover. How’s the suit for some street cred?

Of course, the true K-Fed will always come shining through. After his nothing short of a miraculous makeover, K-Fed shared his thoughts on his kids, My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit. And on life, The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears’ husband, that’s the day I am looking forward to.

Keep on waiting, husband of Britney.

Kristin Cavallari gets mooned

Permalink | May 31st, 2006

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Everybody’s favorite girl from Laguna Beach gets mooned in Malibu. More pics after the jump.

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The eBay Avenger

Permalink | May 31st, 2006

eBay avenger

It happened before, it was bound to happen again. Amir Massoud Tofangsazan allegedly sold a defective laptop on eBay, and waited two months before actually shipping it to the buyer. Thomas Sawyer, the individual who purchased the laptop, was so upset when he finally received faulty merchandise that he decided to take revenge. Thomas noticed that the drive of the laptop wasn’t erased, so what does he do? What any self-respecting person bent on revenge and utter humilitation would do — post the information online.

Thomas created a blog (NSFW) and posted everything from Amir’s resume to scandalous images of women’s legs on the subway, to candid pictures of girls and guys, to pictures of Amir himself … and, of course, porn he found on the hard drive.

Since initially posting the site Thomas has offered to take it down in exchange for a refund and an apology.

Visit: The Broken Laptop I Sold on eBay blog (NSFW)
Visit: Amir Massoud Tofangsazan: The blog continues
Visit: Scamming the Scammer, The Powerbook Prank (Old)

Natalie Portman bares all?

Permalink | May 31st, 2006

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Could that time have finally arrived? Could Natalie Portman be shedding her clothing in the name of her art? Perhaps. AICN is reporting that there is an interrogation scene in Natalie Portman’s upcoming movie, Goya’s Ghost, where she appears naked — well, at least the unfinished special effect of Natalie is. Of course, it takes place during a major torture scene, so don’t think it’s all roses and soft lighting. Also, don’t forget that she was to originally appear naked in her film Closer, but later decided against it which lead to director Mike Nichols agreeing to burn the scenes.

Mira Sorvino has a boy

Permalink | May 31st, 2006

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Celebrity babies are all the rage — they just seem to be popping out all over the place these days. Mira Sorvino gave birth to her second child on Monday. She and husband Chris Backus decided to name their newest edition to their family Johnny. Here’s Johnny … well, as long as he steers clear of the top hats and pirate outfits I think they’ll do just fine.

Mariah Carey’s legs are worth $1 billion

Permalink | May 31st, 2006

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Mimi has insured her legs for a cool $1 billion after being signed as the new face legs of the Gillette’s Legs of a Goddess ad campaign. A source close to Mariah stated that the amount reflects her popularity.

Judging by the pictures below, I think the Mariah camp pulled a fast one on the insurance company. Whatever the case, break a leg!

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Paris Hilton boycotts her own film, sort of

Permalink | May 30th, 2006

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Upset over the amount of nudity shown in her upcoming film, National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, Paris Hilton reportedly snubbed the premiere of the film in Cannes. Paris was quoted as saying, I wanted to do something where I’d be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls. I was so angry I snubbed my own premiere.

Of course, ever the confused socialite, Paris was quoted just a few days prior saying that, It’s a very sexy movie. It’s all, like, hot sorority girls at college and everybody’s beautiful. They are lots of sexy scenes with me.

So, Paris, which is it?

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Christina Aguilera won’t get naked

Permalink | May 30th, 2006

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Racy GQ pics aside, Christina Aguilera has decided not to pose topless for a magazine. The reason — her husband won’t let her.

It has been rumored that Christina was considering an offer to pose topless for an unamed magazine to prove that she didn’t get breast implants. However when Jordan found out about the offer, he was against it. Damn you Jordan!

Earlier in the year Christina revealed that she would be dropping her sexy image. Obviously she was planning to do that after shooting her music video, and after the GQ photoshoot (and hopefully after anything else she does from now until eternity). It just goes to show — you can’t take the sexy out of the girl…

Nicole Richie blinds us in her bikini

Permalink | May 30th, 2006

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If you ever wanted to know what a toothpick would look like with a bikini strapped to it, here you go — Nicole Richie in a bikini … with a scarf?! For those of you whose eyes haven’t burst into flames and want to see more, continue on after the jump for more pictures of the twig.

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Apple doesn’t like to lose its customers

Permalink | May 30th, 2006

Stuck in an Apple Elevator

Love Stuck in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m goin down
Love Stuck in an elevator
Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground…

Apple has discovered a new way to not lose potential customers — don’t let them leave the store. A group of visitors to Apple’s new flaghip store in NY got trapped inside the glass elevator as they were leaving. After Apple employees were unsuccessful in freeing the prisoners group of people, NYPD was finally called in to save the day. Moral of the story: don’t leave the Apple store without purchasing something.