War on Venezuela
Permalink | October 21st, 2005
We all know that George Bush Junior loves to go to war; in fact it seems to be the only thing this administration is overly passionate about — war on terror, war on porn, war on nature, war on crime, war on liberals, war on taxes, war on anyone that questions the Bush administration’s war polices. Junior has decisively secured ‘Warlord of the Year,’ to the point where other countries are now fearing we will invade them.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Thursday that his government is preparing for a possible U.S. invasion and he warned that such “aggression” would send gasoline in the United States prices soaring higher. The U.S. government repeated that it is not planning any such thing.
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“That’s why Pat Robertson, the spiritual adviser of Mr. Bush, is calling for my assassination — that would be much cheaper than an invasion,” Chavez said.
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“We must be ready for an aggression,” said Chavez, who previously said Venezuela is organizing an expanded military reserve and civilian defense units.
In an interview with British Broadcasting Corp. radio aired earlier Thursday, Chavez said he had evidence to prove the U.S. government was planning an invasion.
Did he just refer to Pat Robertson as Junior’s spiritual advisor? Whoa.
[via AP]
