George Bush likes poop
Permalink | October 13th, 2005
We already knew that the President poops, but we didn’t realize how much he liked poop. In a birthday greeting Bush sent to Miers he wrote “P.S. No more public scatology.” So what is scatology? Merriam-Webster defines it as the “the biologically oriented study of excrement.”
Another theory: We all know Dubya suffers from what can charitably be described as a severe case of verbal dyslexia. We also know that spelling mistakes were really more of Dad’s running-mate’s bag. But what if the president — back in his sluicier gubernatorial days — simply left out the “e” and the “h” in this post script, in a mad pursuit of making what would soon prove to be a more characteristic observation?
Main Entry: es·cha·tol·o·gy
Pronunciation: “es-k&-’tä-l&-jE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -gies
Etymology: Greek eschatos last, farthest
1 : a branch of theology concerned with the final events in the history of the world or of mankind
2 : a belief concerning death, the end of the world, or the ultimate destiny of mankind; specifically : any of various Christian doctrines concerning the Second Coming, the resurrection of the dead, or the Last Judgment
Good ol’ Dubya. So is it end of days, or end of poop?
[via Wonkette]
