Jessica Alba has confessed that she fantasizes about being president because she loves dominating men.
(My sexiest fantasy is) me in the Oval Office, in a suit, surrounded by male aides, smiling sweetly at the camera, knowing I rule everybody.
I’m all about female empowerment.
So, to date the presidential ballot reads:
[ ] Hillary Clinton
[ ] Macgyver
[ ] Jessica Alba
This would have been a tough decision had Christopher Walken maintained his running, but since he’s out, it’s a no-brainer. My vote is for Jessica Alba.